Celine Dion's Next Role: Madame Ovary

With weekly sold out performances at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas since 2003, offers for book deals, new album releases and even an eye on some film roles that could win her a possible Oscar, Celine Dion's career may never be on ice.

Her second child, however, will be...

...At least until 2007.

According to recently published reports, Diva Dion plans to begin in vitro fertilization at a New York based fertility clinic upon the completion of her contract with Caesar's, which consists of now less than 350 engagements.

"This frozen embryo that is in New York is my child waiting to be brought to life," she tells a French magazine.

Apparently while filming Titanic, Dion made her husband jerk it several times a day on the set and chipped off pieces of the remains from the production's infamous iceberg.

Rumors are already swirling that Vegas is so intent on keeping the Canadian cash cow in town they've offered to extend her contract and triple the pay if she works her pregnancy into the show, actually giving birth on stage in a flashy, fantastically frantic musical number entitled Cirque De So-Laid.