Murtha Warns Of Warring Troubles In Iraq; Martha Warns Of Trouble Wearing All Black

Washington DC divided once again this week as Democrat and war-veteran John Murtha of PA challenged the Bush Administration to another War of Words in the debate on the handling of the invasion of Iraq. Calling for an immediate withdrawal of troops from the killing fields of the Middle East, Congressman Murtha spoke of his own experiences returning home from the Vietnam war, the devastation and destruction of his mind, his body and the permanent scaring of his soul.

Meanwhile, from the penthouse of her NYC diva-den, Martha Stewart called attention to her own personal tragedy, detailing the woes of wearing black in the kitchen, especially when working with items like flour and starch. Warning the masses on the eve of Thanksgiving, the biggest cooking day of the year, Kitchenatta Martha pleaded with the nation's amateur bakers to dress casually before the guests arrive, trading silk and satin formal wear for roll-up flannels, loose-fitting jerseys or anything in plaid.




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