Everybody Loves Raymond Ryan?

If you can't get enough Ryan Seacrest...You soon will.

The American Idol host with the most (beauty products) is set to take over the world -- or at least Dick Clark's old gig -- one television network at a time.

With his weekly radio talk show, American Top 40, a production company creatively named Ryan Seacrest Productions and even a clothing line of his own design, the magnificently metrosexual man-boy has just signed a three-year deal with E! Entertainment Television to produce and host their red-carpet coverage, beginning with the next Golden Globes.

Reportedly, Seacrest will be snagging a $21 million contract -- though to be fair, $19.7 million of that will be spent the first year alone on manicures and hairgel.

In a related story, on hearing of her cutsie-wootsy competition, the impossibly irreplaceable Joan Rivers began to weep -- through small incisions behind her ears where the doctors moved the tear-ducts to make room for more fagtastically flawless refinement.