Hark! The Trailer Park Angel Still Sings

As if having Britney Spears as your mother isn't going to be bad enough, little Sean Preston will now have memories of his first Christmas in a manger...a life-size nativity scene Brit-Brit and father Federline have purchased for their lavish at-home nursery.

Wax models of cows and donkeys will accompany the cradle in which baby Brit sleeps, thereby ensuring a future of unfathomable narcissism and an incurable Christ-child-complex.

Rumor has it Britney is trying to pass herself off as the Virgin Mary.

In a related story, Webster's Dictionary just announced they have redefined a "virgin" as "trashy, tasteless, talentless tart" so I guess it all works out in the end.

I only wonder who'll play the Three Wise Men? I hereby nominate Justin Timberlake for at least one. Dumping Britney has to be the WISEST decision anyone's ever made...