This Week: You Outta Be In Pictures, Baby

PBS and Sesame Street announced this week a plan to keep up with the pop-crazed celebrity culture by reinventing some of their all-time classic learning tools.

Seen here:

"One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others..."

And no, kids, Ellen is NOT pregnant.



People's Sexiest Man Alive Matthew McConaghuey dodged rumors this week of his failed romance with Penelope Cruz because of his sexuality.

The actor, who enjoys banging on lap-drums naked with other men, started sucking on balls, an act with which he seems otherwise entirely comfortable.

And finally, if a pop-star poops in public, but no one is around to smell it, can you still make fun of him?



Justin Timberlake, here leaving a Palm Spring's port-a-potty, and two older women rushing to be next in line. Let's just hope they didn't lick the toilet seat...too much.

Sealed tupperware containing the air from his visit will be available on E-bay shortly. Current highest bid: $1.3 Million.
And that's mine.