Yet Another Hicks In the White House

This week, while wars were being waged in the Middle East, President Bush invited American Idol 2006 winner Taylor Hicks, and the rest of the cheeky chorus-line castaways to the Oval Office.

The original hope was to use the teen idol superstars in a campaign to Rock the Vote -- an idea which was scrapped once Georgie was informed even the least liked idol to be booted from the show, 16 year old Kevin Covais, had a higher approval rating than he did.