Potty Time, Excellent!

Some things never change. Even when you're the most powerful man in the world, surrounded by a room full of equally important world leaders, prime-ministers, princes and presidents alike, you still have to ask for a Hallway Pass to use the shitter.

Cut to the UN World Summit, where the heated topic of discussion was terrorism and international security. And as issues of a waning war and progress for peace began to churn, President Bush found the need to drop a bomb of a different nature.

Caught by an AP photographer with an amazing zoom lens, Bush scribbled a note to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, sheepishly announcing, "I think I may need a bathroom break? Is this possible?"


Perhaps the most telling aspect in this developing story is his wavering position to potty. He isn't even sure he HAS to go. He just thinks it. Then again, this is the same man who sat dumbfounded for seven minutes in a classroom reading "My Pet Goat" when the nation was "under attack."

Rumors of brewing trouble within his Cabinet quickly began circulating when Condi returned Bush's note with one of her own:

"I told you to go before we left the House!"

Let's just hope Bush wipes his Tush better than he balances a budget.